Welcome to NH Collection Amsterdam Barbizon Palace, where the parking is tighter than your jeans after a Dutch feast! Bring the kids for free (because who needs sleep anyway?), and don’t worry—your 25kg furball can join the fun, just as long as they don’t hog the mini bar!
Welcome to Kimpton De Witt Amsterdam, where your room service might cost you a small fortune, but at least you’ll be well-fed! Enjoy a nap in our comfy rooms, dodge those pesky roadworks, and just remember: early check-in is like a unicorn—great in theory, but good luck finding one!
Welcome to Hotel Okura Amsterdam, where a €0.01 deposit proves your commitment to luxury (and your credit card's sense of humor). Just a heads up: our restaurants are so popular you might want to book your dinner before your breakfast!
Welcome to The Diamond Amsterdam—where we won’t throw you a wild party, but we’ll gladly help you check in with a photo ID and credit card. Book your stay, make a "special request," and prepare for the most organized luxury ever—because even our requests know how to be polite!
At the Hyatt Regency Amsterdam, you can even upgrade your sleep game with extra beds in Club Deluxe King or Suites—just don’t forget to bring €75 for the privilege! And remember, showing up with your ID is a must; the front desk isn’t a fan of mystery guests!
At Tivoli Doelen Amsterdam, kids stay for free (up to 12) and get a complimentary breakfast—because who doesn’t love a side of pancakes with their morning tantrum? Just remember, if you’re booking for 10 or more, we might need to talk policies—like, can we get a group discount on the chocolate croissants?
Welcome to Anantara Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky Amsterdam, where forgetting your credit card is the only thing that will cost you! Just make sure it matches your name, or you might just end up haggling for a room with those lovely canal views—and trust us, they’re worth it!
Welcome to Grand Hotel Amrâth Amsterdam, where your dreams are safe—literally, we’ve got a safety deposit for that! Enjoy the luxury of choice with bedding preferences as elusive as a Dutch tulip in winter, but hey, at least you can pay with any card, like a true Amsterdammer!