Welcome to the Radisson Collection Grand Place Brussels, where your furry friend can join the adventure for just €15 per night—because who wants to leave their pet behind? Enjoy a Junior Suite with complimentary parking, because we all know finding a spot is harder than finding a decent waffle!
Welcome to Hotel Le Plaza Brussels, where lunch is a fancy 3-course affair—just don’t expect a late-night snack on weekends because the restaurant hits snooze! Check in, pay up, and prepare for a luxurious stay where every meal is an event—just not on Saturdays and Sundays!
Welcome to Steigenberger Icon Wiltcher's in Brussels, where kids under 6 stay for free—perfect for sneaking in a few little rascals! Dive into the adults-only Aspria Spa, and don’t forget to reserve a table at Brasserie Loui, unless you fancy dining on the floor!
Check in at Hotel Le Châtelain, where the only thing harder than showing your ID is resisting the urge to live in our luxurious rooms forever! Just a heads-up: special requests may cost extra—like asking for a complimentary butler who insists on knowing your life story!
At the Stanhope Hotel, check-in is like a game of Monopoly—bring your deposit and the right credit card to avoid Go! Upgrade to a superior room (extra bed not included) because everyone deserves a royal treatment in Brussels, even if your wallet says otherwise!
Welcome to Eurostars Montgomery in Brussels, where your pillow menu is more customized than your Tinder profile! Just don’t plan on dining in on weekends—our restaurant takes those days off. But hey, room service has got your back Monday to Friday, just like your mom!
