Welcome to The Langham, New York, where breakfast isn’t just included—it’s an $84 buffet bonanza! Enjoy exclusive access to The Langham Club (fancy!) while you marvel at Fifth Avenue from your room—just remember, no party animals under 21 allowed!
Check into the Iroquois New York Times Square, where you’ll savor a Grab & Go breakfast fit for two, enjoy WiFi faster than your gossip, and hit the fitness center to burn off last night’s regrets—just don’t forget the $100 nightly “oops” pre-authorization!
At The Wallace Hotel, bring your ID and credit card to check in, because yes, we have standards! Enjoy a stay so stylish, you might just forget your special requests—unless they require extra pillows, of course!
Welcome to Trump International New York, where you must be 21 to check in and 100% smoke-free—so save that puff for outside! Enjoy luxe accommodations and a $1,000 cleaning fee if you forget. Don’t worry, though; pets are welcome for just $125 – just don’t let them near the $200 nightly incidentals!
Welcome to The Benjamin Royal Sonesta New York, where you can sweat it out in our 24/7 fitness center, sip on complimentary bottled water, and enjoy a $10 cupboard credit—because nothing says luxury like a late-night snack run! Plus, unlimited local calls—because who doesn't want to call home to brag?
Check in at The Nantucket Hotel & Resort, where a photo ID and credit card are just your ticket to paradise—don’t worry, the only thing charging around here are our luxury amenities! So pack your bags, but leave the stress behind; vacation mode is mandatory!
Welcome to LHP Napoli Palace & SPA, where your pet can join the fun (just keep it under 10 kilos; we’re not running a zoo!). Enjoy rooftop views from 11 AM to 11 PM—just don’t expect cocktails to be included in the half-board; that’s not how we roll!
Welcome to De Bonart Naples, where your pet can lounge in luxury for just €65—because Fido deserves a vacation too! Dive into our solarium with a jacuzzi and sunbeds; just don’t forget your ID, or we might mistake you for a sunbathing seagull!
At Grand Hotel Parker's in Naples, book more than four rooms and we promise not to send a search party for your luggage—just let us know your arrival time! Enjoy the luxury of our hospitality while you pretend you own the place!
At the Grand Hotel Vesuvio, check-in is a breeze—just bring your ID, your credit card, and a guardian if you're under 18. But don't worry, the real adventure awaits in the luxurious rooms where the views are as stunning as your newfound freedom!