Welcome to 5b North Parade Avenue in Oxford—where the only thing missing from your stay is a wild hen party! Just remember to let us know when you’re arriving, or the only thing waiting for you will be our private host’s puzzled expression!
At the Old Parsonage Hotel in Oxford, we take group bookings seriously—like a fancy tea party with a side of strict cancellation policy! Rest easy knowing your card’s just playing dress-up as a pending transaction, while you settle into luxurious digs that whisper, "stay a while!"
At The Randolph Hotel Oxford, book a prepaid room and don’t forget your card—otherwise, it’s like showing up to a fancy dinner with no wallet! Dive into our thermal suite for just £20 (treatment included) or splurge as a non-resident—because who needs financial stability when you can melt stress away?
Check into The Store in Oxford, where all guests must flash ID like they're in a spy movie and under-18s need a parent—because who needs a wild weekend without mom watching? Just remember: special requests may cost you, so choose wisely—or risk sleeping on the couch!
Welcome to the Old Bank Hotel, where booking five rooms turns you into a VIP (or Very Important Planner). Just remember, if you’re driving, take the scenic route through Magpie Lane—because who doesn’t love a little detour to avoid traffic?
Welcome to Ellen Kensington, where the only wild party you'll find is a cozy tea ceremony! Sorry, no hen or stag nights here—just classy rooms and blissful spa days that promise to keep your hangovers at bay!
At Montcalm Chilworth Townhouse, we’re all about keeping it classic—no international Maestro cards allowed, so bring your UK Maestro and your sense of humor! Check-in with your physical card and enjoy a stay so luxurious you’ll forget cash ever existed!
Welcome to The Exhibitionist Hotel, where booking three rooms is a luxury in itself—just remember, your credit card does all the heavy lifting! Check-in requires your ID, but don’t worry, our rooms are so plush, you might just forget your own name!
Welcome to The Ampersand Hotel, where you can take naps in a Deluxe Double Room so comfy you might need an extra bed—just don't forget to bring your credit card or a photo of your cat for check-in! Luxury awaits, but only if you're prepared to prove you’re not a robot!
Welcome to Rubens At The Palace, where your royal stay requires a £100 deposit—because even Buckingham Palace has to keep its budget in check! Enjoy the luxury of knowing your funds are temporarily held hostage while you bask in sheer opulence!