At Montcalm Chilworth Townhouse, we’re all about keeping it classic—no international Maestro cards allowed, so bring your UK Maestro and your sense of humor! Check-in with your physical card and enjoy a stay so luxurious you’ll forget cash ever existed!
Welcome to Ellen Kensington, where the only wild party you'll find is a cozy tea ceremony! Sorry, no hen or stag nights here—just classy rooms and blissful spa days that promise to keep your hangovers at bay!
Welcome to St Pancras London, where the only thing harder to secure than an extra bed is a parking spot (only £80 for a full day of “I swear I parked it here!”). Kids can splash in the pool with strict swim times—because nothing says luxury like a well-timed cannonball!
Welcome to Rubens At The Palace, where your royal stay requires a £100 deposit—because even Buckingham Palace has to keep its budget in check! Enjoy the luxury of knowing your funds are temporarily held hostage while you bask in sheer opulence!
Welcome to Tower Suites by Blue Orchid, where checking in is smoother than your favorite cocktail! Just flash your ID and let us handle the boring paperwork while you plot world domination from your plush room—don’t worry, we’ll keep your secrets safe (GDPR-approved)!
Welcome to InterContinental London - The O2, where your arrival card gets more love than your ex—just don’t forget to bring it! With limited parking, your car might feel as lonely as you will if you forget your photo ID—better double-check before you roll up!
Welcome to The Exhibitionist Hotel, where booking three rooms is a luxury in itself—just remember, your credit card does all the heavy lifting! Check-in requires your ID, but don’t worry, our rooms are so plush, you might just forget your own name!
Welcome to The Ampersand Hotel, where you can take naps in a Deluxe Double Room so comfy you might need an extra bed—just don't forget to bring your credit card or a photo of your cat for check-in! Luxury awaits, but only if you're prepared to prove you’re not a robot!