Welcome to The Manila Hotel, where checking in is smoother than your debit card’s excuses! Just flash your ID and credit card, and don't worry—we'll make sure your stay is as luxurious as our reputation, minus the awkward small talk!
Welcome to Lanson Place Mall of Asia, where kids 0-5 feast for free at Cyan Modern Kitchen—just don’t let them take all the pastries! No wild parties here, so bring your kids, your IDs, and your appetite, and leave the party hats at home!
Check in at Okada Manila, where showing ID is mandatory—because apparently, your "I swear I'm 18" face doesn't cut it! Enjoy the luxe life with lavish amenities and be prepared for surprise charges, because who doesn’t love a good plot twist on vacation?
Welcome to Diamond Hotel Philippines, where you can finally put your credit card to good use—just remember to bring it along like a loyal sidekick! Enjoy 10 hours of free Wi-Fi to stream cat videos while kids aged 7-12 munch on breakfast at half price—because who doesn’t love a good deal?
Welcome to Makati Diamond Residences, where even the construction noise has a five-star rating! Enjoy your staycation in style, whether you're quarantined or just pretending to be—our luxe rooms are perfect for hiding out, and we’ll even bring the snacks!
Welcome to New World Makati Hotel, where booking rules are stricter than your high school principal! Enjoy a breakfast buffet that might cost you a few extra bucks if you bring along your 7-year-old, and don’t forget to bring your pet’s vaccination paperwork—because Fido needs a vacation too!
Welcome to The Peninsula Manila, where your credit card does the heavy lifting before you even check in! Enjoy a stay so luxurious, you’ll wonder if they offer room service for your daily dose of pampering—because who wouldn’t want a butler on speed dial?
At Ascott Makati, we roll out the red carpet—just don’t roll in with a bachelorette party! Keep your pets on a leash and your photo ID handy, because our luxe digs are for relaxing, not raucousness.
Welcome to Shangri-La Boracay, where your Caticlan Airport transfers are included—because who wants to carry their beach body baggage? Just remember, the name on your reservation better match your credit card, or you'll be swimming with the fish!
Welcome to Crimson Resort and Spa Boracay, where checking in requires only a photo ID and a credit card—no blood type or favorite ice cream flavor needed! Just let us know your arrival time, and prepare for a getaway so luxurious, your wallet may shed a tear!